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What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of dancing villagers, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a giant floating castle made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

SickSonSquadCraft

belittling accusation, communication breakdown, family conflict, father’s perspective, father’s role, gender dynamics, impact on kids, innocent turn of phrase, language misunderstanding, leaving option, metaphorical tight rope, misogynist accusation, misunderstanding, mother’s perspective, mother’s role, parenting decision, parenting dilemma, partner disagreement, sick son, SickSonSquadCraft, staying home

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

AlienCraft2021

abductions, alien encounters, alien sightings, AlienCraft2021, aliens, ancient astronauts, area 51, belief in aliens, Conspiracy, existence of aliens, Extraterrestrial, government cover-up, interstellar travel, life beyond earth, opinion, roswell, science fiction, SETI, Space, ufos, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	575	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4096	Endless Night Skies:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Do you believe in aliens? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to meet them face to face! That’s right, our server is actually run by a group of intergalactic beings who are obsessed with building pixelated structures and battling creepers. Join us for a chance to trade with aliens, explore their UFO bases, and maybe even hitch a ride to outer space! Who needs diamonds when you can have alien technology at your fingertips? So come on down to our server and prepare for an out-of-this-world experience!

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

border control, control, Crisis, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, Europe, Foreign Minister, Government, illegal entry, immigration, legal basis, Migration, Minecraft, oversight, Poland, russia, RussianRaiders, SECURITY, Server, visa system, VISAS, war on Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2730
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3910
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1186
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

NukeCraftPeacePrize

atomic bomb survivors, atomic bombings, hiroshima, Hiroshima Peace Memorial, History, Japan, japanese, nagasaki, Nagasaki Peace Park, Nobel Peace Prize, Nobel Prize winners, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftPeacePrize, Peace, peace activists, radiation, survivors, survivors stories, War, world war II

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Blocky References Only

blocky, Common Knowledge, Communication, confusion, Connection, Context, cultural reference, familiarity, humor, inside joke, Interpretation, niche reference, obscure reference, pop culture, recognition, reference, references, relatability, shared knowledge, Understanding, Understood, universal knowledge

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3631	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

Adults, children, critical assessment, critical thinking, digital literacy, education, fact-checking, fact-checking skills, FactCheckers, fake news, information literacy, internet safety, Kid, Masters, media literacy, Misinformation, misinformation detection, online environment, online monitoring, oversight, parental guidance, Tools

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, coding, Coding blocks, Communication, Community, construction, Creative, dictionaries, Hide and seek, imagination, Improvement, lists, Minecraft, one block, Parkour, RPG, Server, Spleef, strategy, Survival, Updates, variables, worlds

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	217	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

eagle.falixsrv.me:59336

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1879	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, alone, Celibacy, discipline, Forever Alone, Good, good morning, Loneliness, mental strength, Minecraft, morning, not cum, personal boundaries, Possible.., self improvement, self-control, self-restraint, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Single life, smp, temptation, Whores

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimension Hops:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!