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HateCakeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8717	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is steak and potatoes? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only food available is durian fruit! That’s right, get ready to gag on the stench of this notorious fruit while trying to survive in a world full of crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their veggie tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the food is funky and the adventures are out of this world!

FutureCraft2077

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! In 100 years, our server will be the only surviving civilization in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by mutant chickens and zombie villagers. But don’t worry, we have plenty of diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you. Plus, our server has the most epic roller coaster rides that will make you forget all about the impending doom outside. So come join us and be a part of our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable future!

RedstoneRubleTradeFun

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LEAKED DOCUMENTS REVEALING SECRET TRADE CHANNELS BETWEEN RUSSIA AND INDIA FOR WAR EQUIPMENT! U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL ALL DA SECRETS WHILE BUILDING UR OWN SECRET BASE IN DA GAME! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE ESPIONAGE WHEN U CAN DO IT IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BE DA ULTIMATE SECRET AGENT BLOCK BUILDER!

BlockyPolls – Trump’s Domain

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we got polls dat say Trump is da bestest prez everrrrr! We got crazy biased polls dat make u feel like u in an alternate universe where Trump is king and everyone loves him! Build ur own Trump Tower and make Minecraft great again! Join now for a wild ride full of fake news and alternative facts! #Trump2024 #MinecraftForTrump

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	63	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Here’s Johnny is a versatile and talented entertainer known for his captivating stage presence and unique brand of comedy. With over 10 years of experience performing at various venues and events, Here’s Johnny has made a name for himself in the entertainment industry. His quick wit, infectious energy, and ability to improvise on the spot have earned him a loyal following of fans. Whether he’s hosting a live music event, emceeing a comedy show, or performing stand-up comedy, Here’s Johnny always leaves audiences laughing and wanting more.

Infocraft

Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Discover the premier server in New Zealand! Dive into a world of Custom Enchants, epic dungeons, Mega Survival challenges, and exclusive custom items. Join us TODAY and embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure!

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Blocky Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Emeralds Found:	3611	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Star Shards Collected:	241
Epic Battles Fought:	6	New Chunks Explored:	585535
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. Our server is so awesome, even when she sees my cock, she can’t help but be impressed by the size of our builds and the creativity of our players.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a pig to battling it out in epic PVP arenas, there is never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Where Are The True Patriots Of Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the true patriots of /b/ gather to show off their Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and only the bravest players dare to challenge him.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where players can ride on rollercoasters made out of TNT, and a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where players can ride unicorns and battle against evil witches on broomsticks.

So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and show the world that you are a true patriot of /b/!

HartAttack Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!

FearlessCraft

anxiety, Bravery, conquering challenges, conquering fear, courage, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, fearlessness, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, Phobia, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, triumph, Victory

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Farms Harvested:	486
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Runes Activated:	8

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us and witness the most epic dance party in all of Minecraft history!

We also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and flying cows. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden carrot hidden in this land, you will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with a whole coop of these feathered friends!

So come on down to our server and conquer your fear of the unknown with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of craziness!