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BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ores Mined:	5196	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Crops Grown:	3756	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Farms Harvested:	483	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Love Letters Sent:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Animals Bred:	62	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2396	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉