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BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, billionaire, criminal charges, Harassment, high-profile, lawsuit, legal action, legal proceedings, Minecraft, misconduct, Mohamed Al Fayed, multiple rapes, Powerful, RapeCraft, scandal, scandalous accusations, Server, sexual assault, Staff, Victim, Wealthy, workplace abuse

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	2868
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7179	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Emeralds Found:	2232

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

join.magscript.com:25566

Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7994
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	2850	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	303
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?