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RoboCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, computers, conspiracy theories, cyborgs, data, Digital, Future, Humanity, INFORMATION, internet, machine learning, Minecraft, ONLINE, robocraft, Robots, science fiction, Server, social media, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363

Are you tired of feeling like the only human left in a sea of robots on the internet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be surrounded by a wacky cast of characters who are definitely NOT robots (we think). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to prove once and for all that you are not the only human left in the digital world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human endurance in a virtual environment. So, if you’re ready to show those robots who’s boss, come join us on ”'(server name)”’!

BleachBoyfriendCraft

age difference, beauty preferences, BleachBoyfriendCraft, bleached hair, boyfriend drama, boyfriend’s reaction, Communication Issues, couple conflicts, emotional reactions, eyebrow bleaching, hair changes, hair preferences, misunderstandings, personal style, petty arguments, relationship boundaries, relationship drama, relationship dynamics, spiteful actions, teenage relationships, young couple

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some eyebrow-bleaching fun that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, we take things to the next level by bleaching our eyebrows and hair to settle petty arguments.

Join us as we navigate the world of relationship drama and questionable decisions. Who knew that a simple beauty change could cause so much chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up bleaching your eyebrows too. 😂🤣🤪

DebateBlocker404

Appearing, Comments.., Communication, Community, debate, DebateBlocker404, discussion, Feedback, forum, glitch, help desk, Interaction, Moderation, not appearing, ONLINE, social media, Support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, user experience, Website

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8524
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	5502

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	469193

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	7647	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!