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Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1359	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

FAMOUS, Indonesian, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	9089	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

JustStorm, Lore, Minecraft, Off Season, Server, wipe

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Big Mom Pirates, blocky, brook, elbaf arc, franky, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, MVPRaws, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Vinsmoke Family, Wano Country

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Potions Brewed:	199
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	53
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Towns Built:	9	Enchantments Applied:	200
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”