BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.

Decision making, strategy, smp, Accountability, administration

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like running a country but with blocks and creepers! It’s like being the CEO of a business, but instead of meetings you have to fight off zombies and build epic castles.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hold our meetings and plan world domination (in Minecraft of course). Plus, our currency is diamonds so you can literally be rolling in riches.

And get this, the president of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat. He’s super wise and gives the best advice, like “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies”.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Who needs real life when you can rule a virtual world with your blocky buddies? Let’s goooooooo!

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KremlinCraft: Presidential Espionage

foreign influence, KremlinCraft, #covert operations, covert surveillance, Russian Spy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the conspiracy theories running rampant in our community!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the secret Russian spy US President plot that our players have concocted. Will you be the one to expose the double agent in our virtual White House?

But be warned, the CIA and NSA have been known to lurk in our server, monitoring every move and trying to crack the case themselves. Can you outsmart the government agencies and become the ultimate Minecraft detective?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a thrilling adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of redstone magic. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the Russian spy US President scandal!

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Zelenskyy’s Apology Minecraft Server

diplomatic protocol, foreign policy, economic interests, government officials, Zelenskyys

so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine for diamonds and stuff in minecraft, right? well, on this server, u gotta make a public apology to zelenskyy before u can even think about getting any minerals! like, how crazy is that?? but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and see if u can survive the wild world of minecraft diplomacy! who knows, maybe u’ll even become besties with zelenskyy himself! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for those sweet, sweet diamonds.

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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

Trump administration, Statements, controversy, united states, Minecraft

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!

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Braille Touch Server

Curiosity, sight impaired, Sensory, Server, Language

so, like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u see a sign that says “do not touch” in braille. like, wtf? how r u even supposed to touch braille? is it like, a secret code or something? u gotta join this server just to figure out this mystery, man. maybe it leads to a hidden treasure or something. or maybe it’s just a troll, who knows. but u gotta find out, right?

also, rumor has it that this server is haunted by a ghost pig. yeah, u heard me right. a ghost pig. apparently, it’s been haunting players for years, stealing their diamonds and laughing maniacally. u gotta join this server just to see if u can catch a glimpse of this spooky piggy.

oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s like a llama mafia down there. they run the show, man. u gotta join this server just to see these fancy llamas strutting their stuff.

so, what r u waiting for? join this crazy minecraft server now and uncover all the weirdness that awaits u. who knows what other bizarre things u might find!

IP: brailleghostpig.llamacity.About.lolzy

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Spermatazoa Shuffle: DNA 3D Quest

spermatozoa, Genes, genetic material, chromosome organization, DNA structure

hey u, yes u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join! first of all, did u know that on our server, the 3D structure of DNA inside a germ cell sets it on the path to become a spermatazoa by bringing specific genes and enhancers close together? yea, we got that on our server!

but wait, there’s more! we have the craziest adventures waiting for u, like fighting off mutant creepers and riding on giant chickens! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have hidden all over the map. u never know what u might find!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, most insane minecraft journey of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have unlimited cake? yea, that’s right. unlimited. cake. see u there!

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Kanworld server minecraft

Server, Griffa, Minecraft, update, Kana

Kanworld is the Griffa server, but it is in beta_Vovement, so support our server! How? Go to him! After all, we are waiting for you!

Soon there will be a currency “Kana” and “Kaniki” for kana can be bought by donates, and for 100 kaniki you can buy 1 kan (exchange of currency), but the key word “can be”, because the server is in beta_V version, so we are still waiting for the update!

Come in and enjoy the game!

KanWorld.aternos.me

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The StorytimeSMP: A New Start

Roleplay, Start, Discord, Adventure, crossplay

StorytimeSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Role-play oriented
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Proximity Voice Chat Kill-ban System Dynmap Custom Music Discs Amazing staff Semi-Vanilla feel

Join the StorytimeSMP today and start creating your own character’s story!

Discord: https://discord.gg/storytimesmp

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using either the Java or Bedrock edition of Minecraft and use the server IP provided.
What is the Kill-ban System?	The Kill-ban System bans players for 30 minutes when killed by another player to add significance to interactions and gameplay.
Can I use custom mods on the server?	Custom mods may be supported, but make sure to check with server staff for compatibility and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	There may be a whitelist in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. Contact server staff for whitelist inquiries.

Crafted Realms 1.20

feces, disassociating, Innocence, Realms, Animals

>Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality>Not your average server, we have crazy chimps that will make you disassociate>Witness chimp shenanigans that will scar you for life>From hog cranking to poop flinging, our server has it all>Experience the thrill of being watched by an alpha chimp as he paints his face with his own diarrhea>Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server that will make you never want to go to the zoo again!

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PartyPigz Minecraft Server

struggling to make friends, Invitation, picky eater, DAUGHTER, tight budget

So, like, you know how you always wanted to try KBBQ but your mom never let you? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is like a virtual KBBQ joint where you can feast on pixelated meat all day long!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a virtual karaoke room where you can sing your heart out without worrying about embarrassing yourself in front of real people. And guess what? It’s all free! No need to bring $80 or pay for anything, because we believe in generosity and fun!

Join our server now and let your picky eater daughter feast on all the pixelated meat she wants, without worrying about the bill. Plus, she can make virtual friends and have a blast without breaking the bank. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the virtual feasting begin!

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StorytimeSMP Minecraft Server Overview

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