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ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1748	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Void Gems Collected:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	77	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	180
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!