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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 751 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!