Block Off the Ex Zone!

emotional gaslighting, hockey game incident, BLOCK, custody agreement, Communication Issues

The Chaotic Realm of Co-Parents and Conspiracies

Welcome, brave flint-and-steel wielders and enchanted carrot hoarders! Step into a world where custody battles morph into Minecraft saga, revealing betrayals and alliances in the blocks of existence. Here, every crafting bench whispers secrets of quantum realities and parental strife — hold tight, for this isn’t your grandma’s server!

The Illusive Truth: Unveiling the Mortal Coil

In a plane where co-parenting is akin to dodging Creepers, one hero stands against the cosmic winds of discontent: The Divorced Gladiator! Witness the struggle as they navigate through the treacherous terrain of personal relationships, haunted by the ghosts of ex-lovers and merciless dilemmas. Is it delusion, or is it merely the ethereal haze of parenthood we all partake in?

Cast your vote:

AITA? [✓ Yes] [✗ No]
Did they bring this cosmic chaos upon themselves?

Features Beyond Reality

Feature	Description
Game of Hearts	Forge alliances in the name of personal chaos.
The Girlfriend Knot	Navigate through the treacherous webs of ex-lovers and their disruptive pasts!
Hockey Showdowns	Encounter epic battles in the arena of parental support—who will take home the prize?
Portals of Truth	Work with your co-parents to create wormholes to new realities (or just move away).

Testimonials from the Fractured Mindscape

"I saw her at the hockey game! How can he live with HER? I crafted an obsidian fortress just to keep my sanity intact!" — BefuddledBlockhead99

"Three hours away? Might as well ask me to move to the Nether!" — ConcernedCrafter77

The Great Relocation Conspiracy

Rumors swirl like Enderman sightings:

Banned in 12 countries for its chaotic emotional climate.
Get in before the Great Relocation occurs! Join the fight against Long-Distance Love!
The magical girlfriend ultimatum provides a hint of stability, but at what cost? Uncover the truth behind conversations that echo in voided realms!

You Will Not Escape… Or Will You?

Dangerous Secrets Await:

Moving is Optional: Swap homes and lives like enchanted armor! What treasures will you claim from this might-be forbidden experience?
Unreliable Narrators: Witness your co-parents morph into unwitting allies or devious foes, driven by agendas only the wildest of imaginations can comprehend.

Frequently (Un)Asked Questions

Q: What if I don’t want to deal with my ex? A: Ever thrown a potion of invisibility? Works wonders!
Q: Can I relocate without attack? A: Why not build a fortress in the clouds?
Q: Is my sanity a prize worth saving? A: Only if you have enough diamond blocks to trade!

Join the Chaos!

Dare to step into the swirling maelstrom of parental discord and enchanted escapades! This server isn’t just a game; it’s a life-altering experience where every decision leads to a realm of existential questions.

🔥 Seize the block! JOIN NOW before the next player meets their unfathomable fate—because who doesn’t enjoy a good tragedy wrapped in forgettable mining sessions? Don’t worry about the rules; we break them as we spiral into the fourth dimension. Adventure awaits—play against the fabric of reality and witness what happens when life becomes a pixelated illusion! 🔥

DadCraft Guest Room

unconventional relationship, support network, DadCraft, guest room, parenting

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

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Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

enforcing visitation schedule, Valentine’s Day, Dads, parenting struggles, custody agreement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

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New Server IP
ExBlockDaddyNoPay

custody battle, parenting decisions, Moving away, child’s living situation, child’s best interest

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex trying to guilt trip you for child support? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home away from the moldy basements of grandparents. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create a world where child support drama doesn’t exist. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than in your ex’s parent’s basement. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

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New Server IP
Ottoman Kids Club

children, vulnerable positions, Child protection, social reform, marginalized communities

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire like the ottoman empire but without all the boring stuff like wars and stuff. instead, u can ride on magical unicorns and fight zombie chickens with ur diamond sword.

we have a secret dungeon where u can find the lost treasure of the ottoman sultans, but be careful, there are evil villagers guarding it with their pet creepers.

if u join now, u can also participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and become the ruler of ur own ottoman empire in minecraft land!

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New Server IP

Classic Prison

WarZone events, No Custom Enchantments, Crates, Blackmarket, Cosmetics

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: Fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes.

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. So Much More: Check out the server to see more.

For More Information

Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of progression system does the server have?	The server features a non-OP, grind-based progression system.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What kind of cosmetics are available on the server?	There are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes for players to enjoy.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

name.., INFORMATION, 1.20.1, anyone, Mystery

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got deleted content from erome, like, who even knows what that is but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and probably getting lost in a pixelated world.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and see what all the hype is about.

Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server, especially if it’s from erome.

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New Server IP
FireworkFilmerMC SMP

Entertainment, fireworks, recording, digital age, social media

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And there’s a rumor that if you find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding.

And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that happen on the server. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with potatoes and everyone was like “WHAT?!” It was hilarious.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you there, fellow blockheads! #PotatoPower

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New Server IP
RegretCraft2029

consumerism, CHANGE, Reflection, mindfulness, progress

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, build houses out of giant floating marshmallows, and battle evil llamas in diamond armor.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So, if you want to be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever and have stories to tell your grandkids about, then join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud who doesn’t like fun.

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New Server IP
GasCraft: Blockade Ukraine

energy supply, energy security, ENERGY, Energy Markets, russia

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukraine halting gas and stuff, like what even is that? We promise you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, like seriously, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off every time you log on. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

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New Server IP

Child'S Best Interest