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DuckieCraft: No Emoji for Copyright

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE YELLOW RUBBER DUCKIE IS JEALOUS?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF WANTS TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS, AND PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT BLINDS THE CREEPERS AND MAKES THEM DANCE THE MACARENA!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CAKE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS?! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! YOU CAN LITERALLY SPAWN INSIDE A DELICIOUS DESSERT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! AND REMEMBER, THE YELLOW RUBBER DUCKIE APPROVES!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	132	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	4838
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

Adventures, Boss Battles, chests, Clans, classic, Custom chests, Donations, Economy, epic boss battles, Events, Fly, Hardcore, Journey, log in, Minecraft, Mines, Mode, new, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, rare books, resource extraction, Rewards, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, unique adventures, valuable rewards, wipe, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

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Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1819	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Votes:	9823
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1198	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Yozakura Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, assassins, Chapter 253, comedy, family, japanese manga, long tail tag, Manga, MANGA Plus, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Server, shueisha, Superpowers, weekly shonen jump, Yozakura

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hidden treasures, epic battles, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (yes, they’re a thing here).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of their favorite anime characters to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the mines, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Game On Minecraft SMP

Community, controversial content, coom-based economy, creativity, Customization, digital content, Game, game design, game development, game industry, lewding, Minecraft, modding, Mods, player experience, player freedom, player-engagement, porn mods, Skyrim, smp, success, User-generated content, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	New Chunks Explored:	541439
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’re debating whether to allow modding or just go full-on lewd mode ourselves because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good ol’ Minecraft coomfest?

Join us for a chance to build the most outrageous structures, mine for diamonds while twerking, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets showered in glitter and confetti.

We live in a coom-based economy, so come join us and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get hot and steamy in our Minecraft world.

Email Sinking Minecraft Server

Battle tactics, Communication, email, email communication, email strategy, email tactics, email warfare, enemy fleet, enemy ship, enemy vessel, military communication, Military operations, Minecraft, naval battle, naval combat, naval operations, naval strategy, naval tactics, naval warfare, send email, Server, sink ship, Sinking, warfare strategy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	1153
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Ahoy mateys! Are you ready to set sail on the high seas and send some emails while sinking enemy ships? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life as you navigate treacherous waters, battle fearsome pirates, and maybe even discover buried treasure (or at least some valuable loot)!

But the real kicker? You can actually send emails in-game to your enemies, taunting them as you sink their ships and steal their booty! Who knew that Minecraft could be so technologically advanced and pirate-y at the same time?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the swashbuckling shenanigans begin! Just remember to watch out for that pesky Kraken… or is it just a player in a squid skin? You’ll never know until you join!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us in the “Working Hard for the Money” edition where the only currency is drama and betrayal.

Previous players have reported insane stories of building alliances only to have them crumble in seconds, of finding secret bases filled with stolen diamonds, and of waifus and avatars being stolen right from under their noses.

But fear not, for in this server, anything goes! Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as she gets swept away by a bull, discover that your waifu has been secretly plotting against you all along, or simply enjoy the chaos as you navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft relationships.

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle, a betrayal plot, or even a full-blown war over a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless on this wild and unpredictable server.