childproofing. Minecraft Servers

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  • NoBroKidsAllowedMC

    NoBroKidsAllowedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life family drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Join us for a chance to create your dream world without any pesky relatives crashing on your virtual couch. No need to worry about childproofing your pixelated palace or sharing your limited space with unexpected guests.

    Explore our server and let your creativity run wild as you build epic structures and embark on thrilling adventures. Leave the guilt-tripping and family drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your hard work.

    So come join us and leave the real world chaos behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide who gets the last diamond block!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisKidsGoneWildMC

    SisKidsGoneWildMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will make babysitting your nieces seem like a walk in the park.

    Our server is so insane that your nieces running wild in your apartment will seem like a walk in the park. We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or battling mobs.

    Don’t worry about setting boundaries with us – we encourage chaos and mayhem! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a blast without worrying about your belongings getting destroyed.

    So come join us for a wild ride that will make babysitting seem like a piece of cake. Who needs boundaries when you have an epic Minecraft server to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LockBlockKids

    LockBlockKids

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

    Water Polo Girls Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary water polo tournament, where players must battle it out in the water while wearing nothing but their birthday suits. Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that playing water polo half naked increases your chances of finding rare loot in the game. Don’t question it, just dive in and start splashing around!

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server – just be prepared for anything and everything!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ToddlerTangoCraft

    ToddlerTangoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your own family? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama instead!

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations, just like this mom who invited her in-laws to her daughter’s dance recital without asking her husband first. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate a virtual dance recital with angry grandparents and a crying toddler – it’s sure to be a hilarious disaster!

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and create your own outrageous stories to share with your friends. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagRadar Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the quirky, offbeat players out there!

    Join us if you can spot a ‘red flag’ in a person faster than a creeper can blow up your base! We’re talking about those players who stack their dirt blocks in a weird pattern or always wear mismatched armor – you know, the real oddballs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From a secret underground village of llamas to a haunted mansion filled with mischievous villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and laugh your way through epic quests and hilarious mishaps, join us today! Just remember, the crazier, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyHabitBreaker

    CraftyHabitBreaker

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens! These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and wheat, so saddle up and show them who’s boss.

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you in stitches, come join us and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky evil chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PutinBdayWishCamKids

    PutinBdayWishCamKids

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we force u to send birthday wishes to putin on camera!! it’s like a russian school but way more fun cuz u get to build stuff and fight zombies instead of doing boring schoolwork. plus, putin might even give u a shoutout on his next birthday speech!! who wouldn’t want that kind of clout?? join now and be part of the most insane birthday celebration ever!! 🎉🎈🎂 #putinbdaybash

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    CoronaCraft: Where even creepers are social distancing! Join us for some quarantined fun on a survival journey!

    New Minecraft Servers

    CoronaCraft Server Overview

    Server Age 4 years old
    Current Season January – Present
    World Border Expanded for 1.21 update

    Server Features

      • Custom Advancements
      • Expansive Shopping District
      • Proximity Voice Chat In-game
      • Server Events
      • Custom Roles
      • Server perks for donors
      • Friendly and helpful community
      • Community Projects all the time
      • Giveaways
      • 24/7 Server Uptime
      • Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
      • Player/Mob/Mini Block heads
      • Crafting Tweaks

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join the server?

    You can check out our website at https://www.coronacraft.cc/ or join our discord at https://discord.gg/pGQ6hjaYPj to join the server.

    Is the server friendly to content creators and technical players?

    Yes, the server is content-creator and technical player friendly. If you stream/make videos or make large technical farms, this is the place for you!

    Are there any server perks for donors?

    Yes, there are server perks for donors which provide additional benefits while playing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP