childproofing. Minecraft Servers

Childproofing.

  • NoBroKidsAllowedMC

    NoBroKidsAllowedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life family drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Join us for a chance to create your dream world without any pesky relatives crashing on your virtual couch. No need to worry about childproofing your pixelated palace or sharing your limited space with unexpected guests.

    Explore our server and let your creativity run wild as you build epic structures and embark on thrilling adventures. Leave the guilt-tripping and family drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your hard work.

    So come join us and leave the real world chaos behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide who gets the last diamond block!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SisKidsGoneWildMC

    SisKidsGoneWildMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will make babysitting your nieces seem like a walk in the park.

    Our server is so insane that your nieces running wild in your apartment will seem like a walk in the park. We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or battling mobs.

    Don’t worry about setting boundaries with us – we encourage chaos and mayhem! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a blast without worrying about your belongings getting destroyed.

    So come join us for a wild ride that will make babysitting seem like a piece of cake. Who needs boundaries when you have an epic Minecraft server to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LockBlockKids

    LockBlockKids

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCashDadvsHubby

    CraftyCashDadvsHubby

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventures and crazy fun times! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind!

    Once upon a time, in the land of blocky wonders, there was a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, that’s not all! This player also discovered a secret portal that led to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Can you believe it? Only on our server, folks!

    But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron beak. Join us and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the title of Chicken Champion!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who needs boring old reality when you can have this much fun in the world of blocks and pixels? Let’s get building and laughing together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP

    RedditScarred4Life – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will scar you for life in the best way possible! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you around the server.

    Once you survive that ordeal, you’ll be greeted by the server’s resident llama king, who will challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worth. If you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to know what happens.

    But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You’ll have to find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a chicken doing the cha-cha.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for an experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Trump’s Bully-Free Zone

    Trump’s Bully-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of not being able to outbully Trump in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and show him who’s boss in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a wall taller than his ego, create a fake news network to spread rumors about him, or even challenge him to a debate in the virtual White House. With endless possibilities and unlimited power, you’ll never have to wonder “Why hasn’t anyone outbullied Trump yet?” again. Join us now and make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkraineCraft Server: Zelensky’s Stand

    UkraineCraft Server: Zelensky’s Stand

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build, mine, and battle with other players. but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like begging the US to join our server cuz he knows it’s the key to world peace or something. like, he’s all “pls stand more firmly on ukraine’s side by joining this lit minecraft server.” and we’re like, heck yeah, we’re gonna save the world one block at a time. so come join us and help zelensky achieve world domination through minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NukeCraftEU2020

    NukeCraftEU2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect urself from creepers and stuff? well on this server, we got u covered with EUROPEAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS. yep, u heard that right. no more worrying about getting blown up by mobs, cuz u got the big guns now.

    imagine u and ur friends building a sick base together, and then BAM! u launch a nuke at ur enemies and watch them go BOOM. it’s like fireworks, but way more destructive. plus, u can roleplay as a super villain or something, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be in control of a nuclear arsenal in minecraft?

    join our server now and experience the thrill of nuclear warfare in a blocky world. trust us, u won’t regret it. just make sure u don’t blow up ur own base by accident, cuz that would be a major oopsie daisy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CropCraft 4.0: Biotech Big Data AI

    CropCraft 4.0: Biotech Big Data AI

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da next-gen crop breeding revolution! we got AI dat can make crops grow faster dan u can say “carrot.” we call it “Breeding 4.0” cuz it’s like da upgrade of all upgrades. we use biotechnology, big data, and AI to make da most epic crops u ever seen. we even got sensors and AI to help us figure out which crops are da best. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft. so come join us and be part of da future of farming!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Parallel

    Parallel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Parallel Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address (1.21.3+) play.parallelmc.org
    Join our Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos Server Images

    Server Features

      • Tricky Trials Update
      • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
      • Custom Features
      • Active, Dynamic Community
      • Participate in Lore
      • Active Economy
      • Quality of Life Improvements
      • NO LAG

    Server Rules

      • No griefing/looting
      • No hacking
      • Be respectful when interacting with other players
      • For a fuller set of rules, visit the website

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I’m using a cracked Minecraft version? No, we require all players to have a legitimate Minecraft account to join our server.
    Are there specific roles or factions on the server? While we don’t have predefined roles or factions, players are free to form alliances or groups within the community.
    How often are server updates and events held? We strive to provide regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for our players.
    Is there a way to report rule violations or issues with other players? Yes, players can report any rule violations or issues to the server staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP