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No Hate Minecraft SMP

acceptance, anti-racism, BIAS, compassion, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, hate, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, love for all, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, smp, social justice, stop hating minorities, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Buildings Constructed:	31
Chimeras Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

Safe Poland Minecraft Server

anti-American, Anti-establishment, anti-EU, anti-German, anti-NATO, anti-Western, CONSERVATIVE, eastern europe, elections, foreign relations, Minecraft, nationalist, nationalistic, next elections, Party, patriotism, Poland, political party, pro-Russian, Safe, Safe Poland, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Voting

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

Compliment, Country, Courtesy, culture, customer service, Etiquette, Friendly, good morning, HAT, Kindness, MAAM, Manners, Minecraft, nod, Polite, Region, Respect, Shirt, Sir, smp, southern hospitality, thank you, tradition, WAVE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Animals Bred:	178	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

admitting., amazing phenomenon, corpo drones, Corpos, Cultural differences, EN curse, Entertainment, EOP, holoEN, HoloEns, hololive, indies, lack, lack of professionalism, language barrier, learn Japanese, Minecraft, normal, Online Community, Professionalism, smp, sophism, virtual idols, Vtubers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Emeralds Found:	9940	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	2457	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

Advanced engineering, aerospace, aluminum, cool design, creative design., efficient mode, efficient transportation, Functional, futuristic, Gay, innovative technology, Minecraft, MODERN, Pringle cans, propulsion system, Quiet, Server, Shuttle, Sleek, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, spacecraft, stylish

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	212	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2996
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

administration, CAPITALIPSIS, develop, Economy, farmcoins, Features, Mechanics, Minecraft, newplayers, playaspleaase, Plugins, privacy, Private, Privilege, responsive, Server, stablework, translatedplugins, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

• Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

We will always welcome new players ^^

capitalypse.net

Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Farms Harvested:	123	Enchantments Applied:	205
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

#DemocraticParty, #KamalaHQ, #Mamala, #MommyKamala, #POTUS47, #PresidentHarris, #snopes, Brat, Campaign, Coconut, democrats, Diamond, DYNASTY, elections, kamalaharris, MAGA, memes, Minecraft, Politics, reddit, smp, TDD, trump, vp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala