Child Pornography MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, Deepstate, attempted assassination, CHARGE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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BBCNewsAnchorMCServer

child pornography, former, Sentence, BBC news anchor, Phone

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got this former BBC news dude, right, and he’s like, totally obsessed with indecent images of children on his phone. But get this, he only got a suspended sentence! Like, what even is that? Anyway, come join our server for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find some scandalous secrets along the way. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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PixelPervs Minecraft Server

criminal charges, online crime, criminal activity, vpn, PixelPervs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it makes diamonds look like coal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, we caught a player posting child pornography TWO VPNs at a time! Talk about dedication, am I right? So if you want to play in a safe and fun environment, come join us and see what all the buzz is about. Just remember, no griefing allowed unless you want to face the wrath of our fearless moderators!

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Crafty Krauts LOLZ

society, derefer, pedophile, Crafty, celebrate

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Germany decriminalizing child pornography? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pedophile activist groups are celebrating with us! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience where anything goes. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers who are actually just misunderstood. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

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Crafty Desi Adventures: What in the world did India mean by this? LOL

high court, Ruling, Crafty, crime, Ethics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the High Court of India ruled that viewing and downloading child pornography is not a criminal offense on it (just kidding, please don’t take that seriously).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane builds, wacky adventures, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-made dungeons or participating in our epic PvP battles.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to follow the rules and remember, it’s all in good fun (except for the child pornography thing, that’s definitely not allowed).

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MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess

ceremony, Understanding, culture, Respect, tradition

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects all religions and beliefs? Look no further than our server, where we welcome players of all faiths and non-believers alike!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual Vatican, where you can host mass for all religions simultaneously. Embrace the chaos and unite players from all walks of life in a virtual celebration of diversity.

Who needs real-life religion wars when you can have a friendly debate about the best block to build your temple with? Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can coexist peacefully, one block at a time.

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SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

micromanagement, outdated technology, lack of training and support, unclear job expectations, disrespectful behavior.

Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!

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RedCapHarvestCrafters

Jobs, red states, Economy, job vacancies, job seekers

Are you tired of living in a boring old red state with nothing to do but twiddle your thumbs? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start filling those empty harvesting and manual labor jobs in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

Imagine a world where you can harvest crops without breaking a sweat, mine for diamonds without getting your hands dirty, and build epic structures without ever leaving your couch. Our server is the perfect place for redcaps to show off their skills and dominate the virtual workforce.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive redcap-only events, like the annual virtual corn maze challenge and the legendary potato sack race. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with virtual gold waiting to be discovered by the most daring redcaps.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring red states behind and join our Minecraft server today for a virtual adventure like no other. Who needs real-life jobs when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

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GreenlandTroopzCraft

diplomatic relations, Foreign Minister, Defense, GreenlandTroopzCraft, territorial dispute

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in greenland but with no snow, just blocks and creepers. the foreign minister of france even said they were gonna send troops to check it out, that’s how lit it is. imagine building a castle next to a melting iceberg, that’s the vibe here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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EduCraft: Aggro Class Norms

aggro, children, Class, behavior adaptation, higher-educated parents

so, like, u ever wonder what it would be like if ur classroom was in minecraft? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u walk into ur virtual classroom and the teacher is a creeper. u gotta watch out for those explosions during math class! but don’t worry, cuz we got diamond armor for protection.

oh, and get this – instead of recess, we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and swords!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie to follow u around and do ur homework for u. no more late nights studying for u, just let ur zombie buddy take care of it.

so come join our server and experience the wildest classroom adventure of ur life! who needs real school when u can have this much fun in minecraft?

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