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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2497 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
