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PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1245	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	5195	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1894

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Dragon Eggs Found:	5947
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crops Grown:	6859	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	94
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3729	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!