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BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	4039
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crops Grown:	9311
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Towns Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7432

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	207	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	215
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	69

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!