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BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Towns Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	221
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ores Mined:	6866
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!