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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8952 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of pig Latin. Join their ranks and learn the ancient language of oinkers while embarking on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Blade, a sword rumored to be made entirely out of bacon.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at breakneck speeds. Just make sure to hold onto your pickaxe and watch out for the flying creepers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to accidentally become a stealth archer again…it’s kind of our thing.