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CraftyCopConnection

abuse of power, Accountability, brutality case, civil rights, Corruption, CraftyCopConnection, excessive force, excessive use of force, family connection, family ties, Greater Manchester Police, internal affairs, investigation, justice system, law enforcement, law enforcement officer, lawyer statement, legal representation, misconduct, Police Brutality, police violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Crops Grown:	9779	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft and escape from all the craziness of the world? well, this server is the perfect place for u! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

so, there was this dude who got stamped on by a Greater Manchester Police officer, right? and get this, he’s actually related to someone on the force! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we promise there’s no police brutality on our server. just good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun!

join our server and escape the drama of real life. build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get crafting!

ViralVoyageCraft

chickenpox, Contagious disease, discovery, evasion strategy, health, immune system, infection, medical breakthrough, pathology, research, scientists, shingles, tissues, varicella zoster virus, viral evasion, viral infection, viral mutation, viral replication, viral spread, viral transmission, ViralVoyageCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the varicella zoster virus wants in on the action! This virus be pullin’ some sneaky moves, tryna infect tissues all over the place just to get a piece of the fun on our server.

Join us and you’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest structures you can imagine. Who needs vaccines when you got a diamond sword to protect you, am I right?

So come on down to our server and show that virus who’s boss. Let’s see if it can handle the epic battles and insane adventures we got in store. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Better Basics Online

Adventure, bedrock, Bukkit, Creative, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

WIP (Will be made later)

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online.betterbasics.life:25566

VarietyMC

Abilities, build battles, Builds, Discord, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, hide & seek, ideas, Items, Lands, Mangas, Minecraft, Prizes, PvP, scavenger hunts, Server, shows, Suggestions, Survival, VarietyMC, weapons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1852
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

A bunch of ideas in one server, endless possibilities!

In this server, there are items and weapons inspired by mangas and shows! Some also have abilities, like burning players around you.

There are also lands in this server to protect your precious builds and items. Some hate it and some don’t, so I will try my best to make the server better!

We will host a PvP event from time to time so people can have fun. There will also likely be events like Hide & Seek, Build Battles, and Scavenger Hunts with special prizes 😀

We have a suggestions channel in our Discord server so people can suggest ideas for both the Discord and the Minecraft server :3

play.varietymc.xyz:50140

The Ranch SMP

+18, build contests, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Furries, Items, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	3047
Villages Defended:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

TheRanchSMP.playwn.co

CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	553	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	4601	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Items Found:	3979	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crops Grown:	3324	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.