chestnuts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

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IllegalCraft Minecraft Server

ADVANTAGE, colombia, controversial coaching, controversy, FIFA rules, football, home country, illegal, IllegalCraft, Minecraft, national team, player management, questionable decision, Server, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, substitution, substitution controversy, top players, Unethical, unfair advantage, unfair play

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it shouldn’t be legal? Well, look no further because on our server, we sub off the top 3 players from Colombia just to give our home country an advantage in the game! That’s right, we play by our own rules here and anything goes. Join us for a crazy ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this insane Minecraft server!

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BabysitCraft: No Rules Zone

BabysitCraft, Babysitting, Cliff Jumping, compound interest, Dino nuggets, DOMINANCE, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial independence, frozen, Hot Dogs, Inheritance, jasper, movies, rules, scholarship, Siblings, trust fund, TV, University, vegan, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and rebellion just like our fearless player here! Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to live life on the edge (of a cliff, perhaps).

Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.

We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.

And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.

Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).

So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

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GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition

bill, bill gates, biological threats, biosecurity, bioterrorism, disease control, Edition, emergency preparedness, emergency response, epidemic prevention, GATES, germ games, GermCraft, global health, health security, infectious diseases, Leaders, pandemic planning, Preparation, preparedness, public health, Smallpox, terror attacks., vaccination

So, like, u ever worry about smallpox terror attacks? Well, fear not, cuz this server got u covered! Bill Gates himself came down from his billionaire tower to warn us all about the dangers of smallpox and how we gotta be prepared. And how do we prepare, you ask? By playing ‘germ games’ on this epic Minecraft server, of course! Join us and learn how to defend against deadly diseases while building the sickest bases and battling creepers. Bill Gates approved, so u know it’s legit. Don’t be caught off guard when the smallpox zombies come knocking – join us now and be ready to survive the apocalypse in style!

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MineCrafty90Plus

above 87.5%, above 90.5%, Accuracy, approximation, close to 90%, close to 91%, comparison, data analysis, estimation, Interpretation, Math, Measurement, MineCrafty90Plus, near.., percentage, Precision, RANGE, rounding, statistics, Threshold

join this epic minecraft server where the diamonds are as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow! our creepers are trained to do the macarena dance before they explode, giving you just enough time to run away and scream like a little chicken!

build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes!

our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

explore our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that only open if you solve a riddle or tell a joke that makes the skeletons laugh!

so come on down to our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti!

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CraftyRNU4-2Syndrome

CraftyRNU42Syndrome, De novo variants, developmental disorders, genetic counseling, genetic diagnosis, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic mutations analysis, genetic research, genetic sequencing, genetic testing, genetic variability, molecular genetics, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodevelopmental syndrome, neurological conditions, pediatric genetics, rare diseases, rare genetic syndromes, RNA splicing, RNU4-2 snRNA

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where de novo variants in the RNU4-2 snRNA cause a frequent neurodevelopmental syndrome! but don’t worry, we got potions and enchantments to cure dat ish!

we got pigs flyin’, cows dancin’, and creepers breakdancin’! it’s a party up in here, yo!

build yo crib in the sky with diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! plus, we got free cookies for all new players! ain’t no server like dis one, baby!

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The Saintly Silliness: A Minecraft Server of Withering Laughs and Life-Stealing Shenanigans

Arena, Backpack, challenge, Competition, Difficulty, ELYTRA, Events, Journey, laughs, Lifestealing, LUCK, Minecraft, Modded, navigation, Peace, PvP, sacrifice, Saintly, Server, Shenanigans, silliness, Skills, smp, Survival, teamwork, Veinminer, withering

The Withering Saints Minecraft Server

Overview:

This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.

Events:

Event	Description
Oddly Bad Day	Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty.
Terrible Tuesday	Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving.
Flying Hell Fish Day	Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays.
A Sacrifice for Peace	Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day.
The Calm Before the Storm	Fridays are normal days without events.
A Somber Scent	Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards.
The Fruits of Your Labor	Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday.
Hell Day	If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences.

Server Mods

This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server.
What are the rewards for participating in events?	Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server.
Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server?	It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay.

AzurCraft Server – /alg/ #6468

152mm CL gun, 254mm CA gun, 410mm BB gun, Admiral Nakhimov, alg, Alsace Memory, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, azur lane, AzurCraft, Baker of Heart into Sweets, Bayard, Centaur augments, CN Tierlist, Daisen, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, F8F Float Plane, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hai Tien skin, Halford, La-9 Fighter, leipzig, Lore, Napoli, Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun, PR Research Data, PR7 gear, pvp guide, Scylla ASMR, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, VIT-2 alt, wichita meta, Wiki

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to bake your heart into sweets like Hai Tien, sail the seas with Admiral Nakhimov and Napoli, and battle it out with the outrageous gear like the La-9 Fighter and F8F Float Plane. But that’s not all, we also have ASMR sessions with Scylla and Golden Hind, and even a Pledge of the Radiant Court rerun for all you adventure seekers out there. Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose it when the game updates – and trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

backdoored, Blockchain, blockchain technology, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency mining, cryptocurrency security, cryptography, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, ETH miners, Ethereum development, Ethereum inventor, Ethereum network, Ethereum protocol, hash function, Minecraft, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Server, smart contracts, Vitalik Buterin

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, ETH miners have no power! That’s right, they don’t even exist! Instead, we have magical unicorns mining blocks with their rainbow horns.

But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

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RaidersOfCaboDelgado

ABDUCTED, Africa, Cabo Delgado, child marriage, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, extremists, Forced marriages, gender-based violence, Girls, human rights abuses, Minors, NGOs, Northern Mozambique, RaidersOfCaboDelgado, rape, sexual violence, Terrorism, violence, weapon

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸‍♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes

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CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

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