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DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Void Armor Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Buildings Constructed:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1018	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	2322
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1931
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3480	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	101	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4701	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	9109
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!