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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BIBLE, Christian, Community, compassion, congregation, DivineCraft, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, gracious, Invitation, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Kindness, love, Merciful, Minecraft, Outreach, Religion, salvation, Server, spirituality, Unity, Worship

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

amusing, baffled, brother, BrotherlyLMAO, Chuckle, comedian, comedic, confusion, Enigma, Entertaining, funny, humor, idk, Laughter, lmao, Minecraft, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Server, sibling, unfamiliar, unknown person

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
New Chunks Explored:	404397	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9051	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Votes:	7209	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

accelerated abilities, acquired skills, desired talent, dream skill, exceptional abilities, expertise enhancement, extraordinary skills, honed abilities, innate talent, instant mastery, Minecraft, natural aptitude, personal growth, quick learning, rapid progress, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., SkillzCraft, specialized knowledge, talent development, unique talents, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	614675	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

#venting, annoyances, BIAS, controversial topics, discrimination, Dislikes Popular opinions, emotions, Frustrations, gripes, Grumbles Stereotypes, hate, HateCrafters, irritations, judgments, love, people, prejudices, Rants, social norms, Society Pet peeves, Taboos Criticism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	263
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	2240	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8375	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magic Items Found:	2103	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	188	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉