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NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ores Mined:	1368
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9882
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1669
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2493
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7832	Void Armor Forged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	5119	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Emeralds Found:	577	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ores Mined:	3822	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!