| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer |
|---|---|
| Platform | Cross-platform (Java & Bedrock) |
| Features | – Custom items– Dynamic mechanics– Player-driven economy |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
| Events | Regular events and collaborative projects |
To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.
Hobbitcoin is the currency used on our server’s player-driven economy. You can earn Hobbitcoin by participating in various activities on the server.
Our server offers a vanilla-inspired experience with the addition of custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy through plugins.
We welcome players who are 16-21+ years old, but everyone is welcome to join our server.
We are gearing up for Season 2 and will announce the start date on our Discord server. Stay tuned for updates!
We are particularly interested in bringing on dedicated players and content creators who want to be part of something long-term. If you’re a content creator, we’d love to have you on board!
Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will give you a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s a thrill like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And don’t forget to tell your brother that mommy is ready for you… to join the fun!
On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!
And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!
So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!
But be warned, time-traveling in our SMP comes with its own set of challenges. You might find yourself face-to-face with a T-Rex or battling it out with knights in shining armor. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret time-traveling portal that leads you to a dimension filled with talking animals and magical creatures.
So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime (literally), join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of time-traveling like never before. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a sense of humor?
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (literally, because we have a roller coaster that goes through a maze of lava pits). Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying dragons. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck in our secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure (rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to the Nether).
So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy (or frustration, depending on how many times you fall into a pit of lava). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.
But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)
