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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2608 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
But here’s the kicker, apparently, this server is actually built on top of a buried treasure that holds the key to unlocking a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who knows a guy who’s cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor’s dog’s groomer’s sister’s boyfriend’s dentist who’s been there and seen it with his own eyes.
So, like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe, you totally gotta join this secret Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird. Like, weirder than a llama wearing a top hat kind of weird. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
