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RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Potions Brewed:	104	Players Killed by Monsters:	8989
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Towns Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9488	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Items Found:	1326
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9650	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	1718	Runes Activated:	6

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Enchantments Applied:	262
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!