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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5236 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4371 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1098 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.