Divine Blocky Adventures

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Join the Server That Will Unravel Your Existence!

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server where reality unravels and your sanity is questioned! This is NOT just any server; it’s the GREAT abyss of blocks and bees that will either make you ascend to heaven or plunge you into total madness! Do you think you can handle the *holiness of the boobers*? Join now, or risk never knowing what you’re missing! Or maybe you should just stay. But you shouldn’t! Or should you? THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

Insanity Features

Feature	Chaotic Description
Enderman Bacon	Deliciously horrifying — taste the screams of lost players in every bite!
Infinite Dimensions	Travel into a realm where time doesn’t exist but also exists simultaneously!
Flying Cows	Not just any cows, but cows that absolutely BANTER while defying gravity!
Reversed Gravity Zones	Walk on the ceiling and question why you even bother existing at all!
Blocky Reality Warp	Modify the laws of physics with a single block of sand – just don’t blink!
Rituals of the Villagers	Join the villagers in their strange sacrifice rituals, or be forever ignored!

Unreliable FAQ

Q: How do I join?

A: You must first find the whispers of the wind. Or, just open Minecraft, but who even knows if that’s real?

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules? Psh! Rules are for those who can’t handle the chaos! Or maybe that’s what they want you to think…

Q: Can I play with friends?

A: Friends? They’re just a figment of your imagination! Just like the server might be… or… also not?

Random Quotes from the Void

“Holy boobers.”

“Welcome to madness incarnate.”

“Chicken nuggets hold the secrets of the universe.”

“Get ready to plunge into absolute chaos!”

SparkingCraft

Arenas, battle pass, Clans, Economy, Events, Protections, PvE, Pve Coin, PvP, PvP Coin, RPG, RPG Weapons, Survival, Virtual Economy

Survivalrpg server, which you expect to join, we are trying to carry out this project

What do we offer you?

Clans nkup Arenaspvp Pve Coin, PvP Coin Economy, Virtual Economy Daily and weekly events RPG weapons with special attributes and attacks Protections Battle pass

sparking.mysrv.us

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The Pen

auction house, Bounties, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, multiple ways to earn money, parkour challenges, parolee, pen, Potions, Prestiges, Prison, Quests, Rent, Roleplay, server ip, solitary confinement, Swords

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Overview:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after reaching top rank
Guards who assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and compete with rival gangs
Swords and Potions are illegal
Rent prison cell or plot
Start with basic tools and armor, work for better gear
Solitary Confinement for disobedience
Bounties system
Auction House for selling items
Parkour challenges and hidden Quests
Multiple ways to earn money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

Ranks:

A – Default Prisoner

B – $25,000

C – $80,000

D – $250,000

E – $800,000

Parolee – $1,500,000

Citizen – $2,000,000

Guard – Ensures safety, enforces rules

SrGuard – Seasoned Guard with privileges

Warden – Administrator

SrWarden – Senior Administrator

Frequently Asked Questions:

What is a Guard?

Guards maintain order in the prison, protecting new players and enforcing rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Violating rules can result in Guard actions.

How do I join a gang?

To join a gang, communicate with existing gang members and express interest in joining. The gang leader can then invite you to join.

Can I be a Guard on the server?

If you wish to become a Guard, you can apply through the server’s Discord channel. Guards play a crucial role in maintaining the prison atmosphere and enforcing rules.

Ez Life No Wife 1.20

bachelor pad, bachelorhood, Carefree, ez life, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Life, living alone, long term bachelor, no commitments, no partner, no spouse, no strings attached, no wife, self sufficient, self-reliant, Single life, solo lifestyle, solo living, unattached, unmarried, Wife

Yo, bros, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend, then you gotta join this one!

We got more diamonds than your mom’s jewelry box and more creepers than your uncle’s weird basement.

Join us if you wanna build a house bigger than your ego and mine for resources like you’re trying to find a date on Tinder.

No wife, no problem – just craft, build, and survive with us in this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the best thing since sliced bread (or at least since that time you accidentally set your house on fire in-game).

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Dadcraft Spring Break Drama

abrasive, behavior issues, bipolar disorder, Break, bullying, Communication, confrontational, DadCraft, dealbreakers, Drama, Empathy, Inappropriate Behavior, Kids, Kindness, lack of empathy, long-distance relationship, narcissistic tendencies, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, roblox, Rude, Scamming.., self-esteem issues, Spring, unpleasant behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your step-daughter’s antics? Look no further! Join our server where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like your boyfriend’s daughter’s behavior.

Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you question if you’re dealing with a kid scamming for Robux or a creeper blowing up your base. But don’t worry, we’ve got medication for that – just like how she’s on meds for bipolar disorder.

Join us for a visit that’s more dramatic than a family feud over who gets the last diamond in the mines. And just like how her dad defends her behavior, we’ll defend your right to have a good time on our server.

So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about parenting – or at least how to deal with a scammer queen in the making!

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BelievedInHerobrine

belief in fairy tales, belief in ghosts, belief in magic, belief in monsters, belief in Santa Claus, belief in superheroes, belief in the tooth fairy, belief system, BelievedInHerobrine, childhood belief, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood wonder, growing up, learning the truth, long held belief, Misconception, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs

Are you still waiting for your Hogwarts acceptance letter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your dream of attending a school for wizards and witches! Join us and experience the magic of building your own castle, brewing potions, and battling mythical creatures like creepers and ender dragons. Who needs Hogwarts when you have our server to fulfill all your magical fantasies? So grab your wand (or pickaxe) and join us today!

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MineCraftyCommieDeal

Conflict, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, economic interests, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, MineCraftyCommieDeal, MINERALS, negotiations, political tension, power struggle, Resources, russia, sanctions, seized, territorial dispute, Trade, U.S, Ukrainian territory

come join our minecraft server, where we have more minerals than russia offered to the u.s. for ukraine! we got diamonds, emeralds, and even some rare obsidian that will make putin jealous.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.

if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.

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Line Cutter Minecraft Server

annoying behavior, annoying situations, common experiences, coping with irritation, cutter, dealing with rudeness, Etiquette, everyday occurrences, Frustration, Human Behavior, line, line cutting, Manners, Minecraft, patience, personal space, public spaces, queueing, Server, social interactions, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes. but be careful, one of those wishes will always backfire and turn you into a block of cheese for a day.

we have a maze made entirely out of diamonds and if you make it to the end, you will be greeted by a talking potato who will give you the secret code to unlock unlimited diamonds.

come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. but beware, someone will cut in front of you in line at least once in your life.

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Bjomc

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

https://discord.gg/Va3hTCXG3e

IP: 172.240.12.129 Port: 25648

BanjoMC is a friendly survival server with cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock players. With over 150 active members on our Discord, it offers features like land claims to protect builds, a teleport menu for easy travel, one-person sleep to skip the night, a Discord chat link for in-game and out-of-game communication, no phantoms, and a live map to view the world in real-time!

172.240.12.129:25648

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MCTown

Adventure, Biomes, building, Discord, Dungeons, Items, MCTown, Mechanics, mobs, multiplayer, open world, Prizes, PVP Event, resource pack, season system, server ip, smp, Stats, Survival, Technology, unique experience, Visuals, Wiki

MCTown Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name	Server IP	Discord	Wiki
MCTown	play.mctown.net	https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs	https://wiki.mctown.net/

We are also hosting a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes! 🥳

About us

100+ custom biomes and season system
Resource pack for enhanced visual
100+ Mobs and items with custom mechanics and visuals
Open World – explore and loot dungeons
RPG Progressions – Stats and Animated Abilities
Community Feedback: Your voice matters!
New farming, cooking, and fishing systems for casual players
No P2W
Custom furniture and cosmetics

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server multiplayer?	Yes, MCTown is a survival multiplayer server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are 100+ custom biomes, season system, resource pack, mobs, items, open world, RPG progressions, community feedback, farming, cooking, fishing systems, and custom furniture and cosmetics.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there is no pay-to-win element on the server.
Are there any upcoming events on the server?	There is a PvP event scheduled for March 15th with $80 prizes.

Gender Equality Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender-based discrimination, gender-based violence, Misogyny, Quest, sexism, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. Plus, there are secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make you question reality. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Let’s go, bro, let’s dive into this crazy world and see if men can do this to women or if it’s all just a crazy illusion, man.

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