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Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	1272	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

2020 election, Accountability, ballot dumps, consequences, Conspiracy, Corruption, election fraud, electoral integrity, fraudulence, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Liberals, locked up, Minecraft, No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes, political manipulation, punishment, rigging, Shenanigans, smp, trump, vertical lines

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mines Excavated:	2243	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Buildings Constructed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

biblical references, bizarre actions, blocky, confusing signals, cryptic communication, cryptic messages, Cultural differences, enigmatic clues, guy, Minecraft, movie references, mysterious intentions, obsessive behavior, odd behavior, perplexing actions, perplexing situations, puzzling behavior, questionable motives, Server, strange desires, strange requests, unhealthy relationships, unusual requests

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5604	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

88836902, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, steve, tags

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchantments Applied:	230
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Towns Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, behavioral addiction, BLOCK, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Cybersex addiction, dopamine release, emotional regulation, gooning, internet addiction, mental health, Minecraft, online pornography, Party, porn addiction, power outage, recovery journey, relapse prevention, self-control, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexual compulsivity, technology dependence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

active games, armpit, armpit core games, armpit games, competitive games, core, core games, engaging games, exciting games, Family Games, Fun games, games, group games, indoor games, interactive games, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, Outdoor games, party games, physical games, popular games, Silly games, smp, team games, Unique Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2692
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Mines Excavated:	1844
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!