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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9730 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1846 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!