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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	431492
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4557
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	254	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	500793	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchantments Applied:	192	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!