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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3820 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
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