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SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	4311	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Villages Defended:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7079
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	266	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Ores Mined:	5401	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Star Shards Collected:	187	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	19

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Emeralds Found:	3048	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!