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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2283 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.