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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1884 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Votes: | 1904 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 72120 |
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