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Fusion Peptide Fun Land

aids, antiretroviral therapy, antiviral, Broad, Fun, Fusion, fusion peptide, HIV-1, immune response, immune system, immunization, infection, Land, macaques, neutralization, peptide, Potent, research, retrovirus, shiv, simian, vaccine development, viral load, viral replication

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2454	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join the most lit minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u, this server is so dope that even the monkeys are gettin in on the action. yep, u heard me right, we got SHIV-infected macaques playin minecraft and they are killin it.

these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.

so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HangsterCraft

Adventure, Builder, challenge, Community, Creative, creative building, Creative mode, Economy, Epic cities, fun players, Growing world, HangsterCraft, Hangsterhaven, Island exploration, Minecraft, Plot, Plot building, Possibilities, Server, Skyblock, small island, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Hangstercraft: Your Next Minecraft Adventure!

Welcome to Hangstercraft, the place where adventure and creativity come together! Start in our Survival world, build your own base, join a community of fun players, and discover epic cities like Hangsterhaven.

Are you a builder through and through? We will soon open our Creative mode, where you can build unlimitedly on your own plot. Or take on a challenge in Skyblock, and embark on an epic adventure on a small island in the sky.

Join Hangstercraft and be part of a growing world full of possibilities. Your story starts here!

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Pixel Purity Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, Craft, ddg, DEGenerarted Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, porn, prompts, purity, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, stale bread, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the 929951312stale bread edition but with a twist! The UI is so comfy, it’s like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket of code. Plus, we got online image generators that will blow your mind – Bing/Copilot, Civitai, Tensor, you name it!

And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section – we got tags for prompting, models, characters, samplers, LoRa training, AMD GPU, and OP Pasta (whatever that is). Like, what more could you possibly want in a Minecraft server?

Oh, and we’re related to some other boards like /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, /vg/aids, and /y/ydg. So, like, you know we’re legit and stuff.

Join us and experience the madness, bro!

No More Carpool Minecraft Server

bike, Boundaries, carpool, Communication, determination, friendship, friendship strain, Graduation, INCONVENIENCE, Late, Minecraft, punctuality, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Schedule, School, Selfishness, senior year, Server, setting boundaries, Time management, Transportation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Items Found:	2647	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality? Look no further than our server, where being late is a crime punishable by being thrown into a pit of creepers! Join us and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to make it to our virtual school on time.

Our server is perfect for those who understand the importance of being on time, unlike some friends who can’t seem to wake up before noon. Leave your tardy friends behind and join a community that values punctuality above all else.

We even have a special bike riding challenge for those who can’t seem to make it to school on time. Ride your virtual bike over a mile to school and prove that you have what it takes to be on time, unlike some people we know.

So come join our server and leave the latecomers behind. Who needs friends who can’t even set an alarm clock when you can join a community of punctual players who understand the importance of being on time? Time is ticking, so join now before it’s too late!

Momma’s Mine Shack

aita, Boyfriend, controlling mother, Deadlines, dictator, emotional support animal, escape room weekend, Future, guilt tripping, holding life hostage, living under rule, minimum wage, mom’s family business, mommas, moving in together, reality show, secure job, Shack, site manager, Struggling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dating a guy whose mom is basically a dictator! Join us for a virtual adventure where you don’t have to clean houses before guests arrive or deal with guilt-tripping bosses.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend being called lazy or being forced to work instead of enjoying escape room weekends. Say goodbye to emotional support animal duties and hello to building your dream world in Minecraft!

Join us and leave Linda’s rule behind. Build your future without the fear of being held hostage by a controlling boss. Who needs real-life struggles when you can have fun in our Minecraft world? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your escape from the drama!

SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs

Attack, bombs, bus, CASUALTIES, children’s wellness center, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone, drone attack, drone strikes, emergency response, Fire, injured, international relations, Military, news coverage, Russian, strikes, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	7507
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!

SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

cardiovascular health, Detoxification, health benefits, holistic wellness, immune system boost, improved circulation, improved sleep, increased energy levels, lower blood pressure, Mental well-being, moderate-intensity exercise, muscle relaxation, physical well-being, Relaxation, respiratory health, SaunaCraft, Saunas, self-care, skin health, stress relief, success, sweat, weight loss

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ores Mined:	9139
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

Sonder Fantasy

Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

A fantasy roleplay server, set in the unique world of Volaris. Players are able to control the direction of the world, limited only by what they think is achievable. Join us today to start your adventure.

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Deadland UHC

airdrops, balance changes, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, crafting recipes, Deadland, Discord, Enchantments, Kits, Language, Loot, Mechanics, Miami, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, Server, Staff, Uhc, Version

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Server Name	DEADLAND UHC
Unique Mechanics	Double and Triple Ores, Matches lasting 45 minutes, Custom crafting recipes, Custom kits, Custom enchantments, Airdrops with legendary loot
Version	1.17.1-1.20.x
Default Language	Spanish
Server Location	MIAMI

FAQ

Q: What is UHC?

A: UHC stands for Ultra Hardcore. It is a game mode in Minecraft where players do not naturally regenerate health.

Q: How long do matches on DEADLAND UHC last?

A: Matches last no more than 45 minutes.

Q: Are there custom cosmetics on the server?

A: Yes, there are exclusive cosmetics available on the server.

Q: Can I become staff or a content creator on the server?

A: DEADLAND UHC is looking for staff and content creators. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: What can I find on the server’s Discord?

A: On Discord, you’ll find announcements for matches and events, rewards for boosting the server, alliance and suggestion channels, and more.

Q: How can I join DEADLAND UHC?

A: Use the following link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/DaRvC3CkgY

Chum Budverse 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, Budverse, chastity play, Chum, Chumbud Experience, cock control, cock teasing, cock teasing fantasy, cock teasing fetish, cock teasing for years, cock teasing mistress, cock teasing techniques, cock torture, edging, female domination, long term denial, male chastity, male submission, orgasm control, prolonged denial, sexual endurance, tease and denial

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we got this crazy chick who will keep your Minecraft character’s dick on edge for two whole years! That’s right, she won’t let you bust a nut no matter what! It’s like the ultimate challenge, man. Can you resist the temptation? Can you hold it in for two freaking years? Join now and test your willpower, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!