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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8665 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 160 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?
So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.