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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5877 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 8313 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!