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Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	509610

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Votes:	2931
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	213	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6393	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	609

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	1653	Love Letters Sent:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Potions Brewed:	88
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9798

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!