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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2356 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
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