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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4732 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 323853 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!
