character names Minecraft Servers

Character Names

  • Poopkin Peepa’s Blocky Realm

    Poopkin Peepa’s Blocky Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join THE SERVER that WILL Unlock the CAVES of your SANITY!

    Are you prepared to step into the MINEFIELD of pure chaos? This is the #1 server that WILL make you question if the blocks beneath your feet are even REAL! Do you want to LIVE in a world where the sun is purple and the cows SCREAM? Yes? Then, welcome! It’s the best, worst, most confusing place you’ll EVER BE! Join now and become a part of our collective HALLUCINATION!

    Feature Description
    Dimension of Trapped Thoughts Enter a realm where you can only mine with your MIND! The pickaxe is a mere illusion!
    Portal to Yesterday Travel back but NOT forward! Time is a circle that doesn’t exist until you notice it!
    Exploding Crafting Tables Every 10th use CROWDS your screen with infinite PIGS! Are they real? What is real?
    Player Banned for Breathing Here, your lungs are the enemies! Only whisper to survive—CAPITAL letters are strictly forbidden!
    Secret Conspiracies Email us decoded messages about how everything you know is a lie. Encrypted by our dogs.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join?A: Join by leaving the reality you know and LISTENING to the voices that tell you to click the link. What’s a link?

    Q: Is this server kid-friendly?A: Only if the children can unlearn the concept of age! Otherwise, there may be some minor existential crises!

    Q: Do I need mods?A: Mods?? The only mod you need is the MODULATION of your THOUGHTS. You think, therefore, you are.

    Random Chaos Quotes From Our ‘Players

    >calls herself poopkin peepa>doesn’t pee or poop, but does the wall talk back to you when you’re mining?

    I once made a sandwich, but it turned into a black hole. AM I STILL EATING?

    Don’t trust the diamonds—they are just glimmering thoughts of my forgotten childhood!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

    LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

    New Minecraft Servers

    HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

    HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

    HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

    Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

    WienerCraft: Where anime characters use German names and build epic worlds!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that stick to the same old English names for everything? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wacky that even the anime and manga characters use German names! That’s right, you’ll be mining with Hans and crafting with Helga in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman, Klaus, who wears lederhosen and loves to polka dance while teleporting around. And don’t even get us started on the Creeper, Dieter, who explodes in a shower of sauerkraut and bratwurst.

    Join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many schnitzels). Prost!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BatSugarCraft

    BatSugarCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.

    we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?

    so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoveCraft Minecraft Server

    LoveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting mixed signals from girls and not knowing how to act around them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate guide to navigating the mysterious world of semi-autistic changirls!

    Join our server and learn the art of being both stoic and lovebombing at the same time. We’ll teach you how to be mysterious and uncaring one minute, and then shower them with attention the next – because who doesn’t love a little emotional rollercoaster?

    Forget all the contradictory advice you’ve heard before, our server is where you’ll find the definitive guide to winning over those changirls. So come on in and let’s show those semi-autistic changirls what a true chanlad is made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

    Minecraft SMP – /b10/ – Blocky Banter Bonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted diamond gear, insane resources that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds, and yuppieraids that are more epic than a dragon fight.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 8/29 update is so juicy, it’ll make you scream louder than a ghast. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates – Frida and Spotted Mouse Hair Tie? Iseria and Song of Stars? It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Mystic Summons that will make your jaw drop faster than a falling anvil. Join our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting, or else you’ll be left in the dust faster than a sprinting Enderman.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic adventures this side of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCraftBdayGifts

    CreeperCraftBdayGifts

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

    Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedditConfessMC SMP

    RedditConfessMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySkillz

    CraftySkillz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

    So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

    CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP