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Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5013	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6619
Magic Items Found:	8548	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	8725	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!