LOL YOU WANNA KNOW HOW SUPERCONDUCTORS WORK? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL SHOW YOU SOME DARK ELECTRONS! THESE LITTLE GUYS ARE LIKE REGULAR ELECTRONS, BUT THEY WEAR BLACK LEATHER JACKETS AND LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL. THEY MAKE OUR SERVER SO COOL, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE LIKE “WOW, I WANNA HANG OUT HERE!”
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.
