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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1935 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?
join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.
so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
