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Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Animals Bred:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Items Found:	3689
Players Killed by Monsters:	7328	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blockheads R Us

Blockheads, Boys, Like.., look, look like this, this.., White, White boys

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

Boundaries, Buy, consent, consumerism, CRAFTIN, Crash 4, Creature, CREEPIN, Deals, Decision making, digital content, DISCOUNTS, Entertainment, Ethics, Gaming, impulse buying, mobs, morality, regret, sale, temptation, video games, violate

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ores Mined:	2476	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

American society, banter, Blacks, blocky, civil rights, commentary, discrimination, economic disparities, economic oppression, financial burden, INEQUALITY, marginalized communities, meets, Minecraft, minority groups, POVERTY, Questionable, race relations, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, Social Issues, social justice, Societal, socioeconomic status, systemic racism, wealth gap

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

2018, apartment, blocks, cigarettes, cleaning, fabric softener, felce azzurra, Fragrance, Fresh, Jacket, Laundry, long trail, Memories, nicotine, Nostalgia, original scent, scent, smell, Smokin, smoking, tobacco, virtual, Wash

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!

Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!

OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone

action, Anime, bald, comedy, Disrespect, FAGGOT, Fight, Hero, humor, Justice, Manga, One Punch Man, Powerful, Punch, PunchCraft, Punches, saitama, satire, Stops, strength, SuperHero, Unstoppable, Vengeance, webcomic

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4477
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where Saitama from One Punch Man is tired of being a faggot and decides to take matters into his own hands. On our server, Saitama is the ultimate enforcer, ready to punch anyone who dares disrespect him.

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between Saitama and all the trolls, griefers, and annoying players who think they can get away with causing chaos. Will anyone be able to defeat the unbeatable hero?

But that’s not all! Our server also has giant flying pigs that drop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!