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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2325 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this like, super exclusive club of awesome players who are all like, super cool and stuff. Plus, we have the best parties ever. Like, one time, we had a party where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head and ride pigs around the map. It was so hilarious, man.
So, like, if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. How can you say no to that, bro?