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  • Nice Neet Girl Minecraft Server

    Nice Neet Girl Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6309
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Villages Defended: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dating boring, average girls who don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet the love of your life – a 5/10 neet girl who is not only nice and interested in you but also shares your passion for building epic structures in the virtual world!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find your perfect match while exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and uncovering hidden treasures. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers!

    So why settle for a basic girlfriend when you can have a quirky and lovable neet girl by your side in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the love story of a lifetime unfold in the most unexpected and hilarious way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Korean Incel Academy Minecraft SMP

    Korean Incel Academy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4577
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

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    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with normies? Look no further, because we are literally the most based people on Earth! Our server is like a wild party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bartenders. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a leather cap. So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join the most epic crew around, come hang with us! Just be warned, our pet pig has a tendency to challenge newbies to dance battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CoastSMP

    CoastSMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1591
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

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    CoastSMP – Rise with the Tides, Survive with Your Hearts Welcome to CoastSMP, a server where every heart counts and every moment could be your last! In our thrilling Lifesteal gamemode, survival isn’t just about endurance—it’s about seizing power. Steal hearts from your opponents and grow stronger with every victory, but beware—one wrong move and it could all slip away like the tide.

    With the promise of a pure survival experience coming soon, CoastSMP is evolving. Whether you’re a PvP warrior or a survivalist at heart, you’ll find your place here. Build, fight, and thrive in a world that challenges you at every turn.

    Join CoastSMP today—where the tides of fate are ever-changing!

    play.coastsmp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

    Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7681
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Akane won the lottery and decided to spend all her winnings on creating the most insane Minecraft server known to man.

    Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Every hour on the server, a giant diamond block falls from the sky and whoever can mine it the fastest gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – they’re so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Akane won, and now it’s your turn to win big on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536

    FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 1548
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Villages Defended: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Crops Grown: 4795
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience like no other.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have special story chapters like “Sand of Secrets” that will blow your mind. Plus, we have boss challenges like “Canyon Gloom” and “Torrent of Fire” that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our minigames like “Seven-Day Carnival” – it’s a non-stop party!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Fritia – Turbo and Mauxir – Shadow Ka that will make you the envy of all your friends. And with codes to redeem for special rewards, you’ll be rolling in loot in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. See you in the game, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

    Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5791
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3889 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 344 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4

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    Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

    But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 4810
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Magic Items Found: 1526
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3

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    Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

    But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 8387
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Magic Items Found: 8216
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

    Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2116
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Enchantments Applied: 107
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Dimension Hops: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

    Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9227
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2361 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 91

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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