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CraftyWeekend SMP: Mine & Grind Edition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Are you tired of boring old grass fields in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and crazy, it makes soccer look like golf? Look no further than our server, where the grass is greener and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore exotic biomes, battle epic bosses, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs soccer when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	5648	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6281
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Farms Harvested:	677

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	139	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ores Mined:	7706	Void Gems Collected:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4422	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Emeralds Found:	1177	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	9948	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6397
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	122	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!